SPOKEN) Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know�
(SUNG) I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car. My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense. (oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat, I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, While handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong� NAAAAH!
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
(SPOKEN) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words--nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we�ve got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin (Hey) and Sam Peckinpah (Hey) and a case of whisky (Hey) and drive down to Texas� (Hey, Hey, Hey)
(Hey you know you really are an asshole) Why don�t you just shut up and sing this song pal. I'm an asshole (He�s an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He�s an asshole, what an asshole) A � S � S - H - O � L � E. Everybody, A � S � S - H - O � L � E.
Galendorf J'admets que les femmes me sont supérieures.
Nombre de messages : 2403 Age : 42 Habitat : Sur les genoux de l'unique.
Sujet: Re: Divers n'importe quoi. Jeu 3 Sep - 20:10
J'avoue super systeme, mais le moteur a eau existe depuis deja super longtemps sauf que ca botte pas du tout les super producteur de pretrol de laisser les petit ingenieurs le mettre en place, on se demande pourquoi :p
dreuze29 Floodeur hors compétition
Nombre de messages : 4773 Age : 46
Sujet: Re: Divers n'importe quoi. Jeu 10 Sep - 12:35
Entre le bidule d'au-dessus, les modifs pour faire rouler son diésel à l'huile de friture, bientôt on sera plus de cochons de payeurs...
en parlant de cochon, y'en a qui font de ces cochoncetés avec leurs pc
(bon les filles vont plus aimer que les gars mais bon...)
Bizance Adepte du Val (floodeur en devenir)
Nombre de messages : 106 Age : 53
Sujet: Re: Divers n'importe quoi. Ven 11 Sep - 15:07
*pliée*
Bon mignons les petits gars un chouillat trop jeunes, ça manque de virilité et de maturation *oeil expert*
Invité Invité
Sujet: Re: Divers n'importe quoi. Ven 11 Sep - 16:30
Ouh... Ca fait un moment qu'elle tourne cette vidéo ^^. Mais c'est vrai qu'elle est bien faite.
Venuva Cobaye
Nombre de messages : 406 Habitat : 6eme etage des Enfers, la porte au fond a droite.
Sujet: Re: Divers n'importe quoi. Ven 11 Sep - 21:59
LeCafardPoisseux Veni Vidi Vici
Nombre de messages : 403 Habitat : Dans la plus haute salle de la plus haute tour de Targos, au tel avec Fzoul.
Sujet: Re: Divers n'importe quoi. Sam 12 Sep - 0:57
Elle date, mais elle est extra.
Voralberg Apprenti posteur utile
Nombre de messages : 272 Age : 33 Habitat : Montréal, Québec!
Sujet: Re: Divers n'importe quoi. Sam 12 Sep - 3:03
Achmed est vraiment bon mais Peanuts est encore meilleur! j'avais un ami au secondaire qui était ventriloque et il avait un numéro fortement inspiré d'Achmed, c'était très marrant ^^
LeRetour Beuhaaaaa !!!
Nombre de messages : 1528 Age : 39 Habitat : Yvelines POWAA
Sujet: Re: Divers n'importe quoi. Jeu 1 Oct - 21:47
Si vous connaissez pas Poungi la Racaille : Faites vous plaisir en regardant ce diaporama.