I'm f***ing Matt Damon / Ben Affleck

Tout a commencé par une vidéo dans laquelle l’actrice Sarah Silverman, petite amie de Jimmy Kimmel, animateur d’un show américain, a fait une vidéo pour rigoler dans laquelle elle chante qu’elle baise avec Matt Damon, accompagnée de Matt Damon lui-même : “I’m fucking Matt Damon“.

Pour se venger gentiment, l’animateur Jimmy Kimmel a décidé de faire une vidéo dans laquelle il chante qu’il baise avec Ben Affleck (grand pote de Matt Damon), accompagné de Ben Affleck lui-même : “I’m fucking Ben Affleck“.
La s’en suit l’intervention de nombreuses stars qui viennent chanter avec Jimmy Kimmel et Ben Affleck. On reconnaitra la mythique scène de la chanson “We are the world“.



Voici les vidéos :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM&NR=1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht0i94lk_6Q

Si vous trouvez la meme avec les sous titres, je suis preneur.



allez, les paroles de la 1ere chanson "I'm fucking Matt damon"


SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm sorry but it's true

SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm not imaging it's you

SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar

SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you're drinking diet Snapple

SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she's fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?

...

SS: Hey Jim, don't take it bad
Remember all the good times we had
Like the time we went fishing
And we caught a bunch of fish
Then you puked in the bucket
On the fish that we caught

Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who's that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She's fucking Matt Damon

...

SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain't lying

SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider's Pat O'Brien

...

SS: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: She's fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon


les paroles de "I"m fucking Ben Affleck"

Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.

Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.

Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?

Ben Affleck: No…

Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?

Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!

Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.

Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.

Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….

Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?

Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.

Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.

Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.

Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.

Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.

Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben

Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck

Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Everyone: Just like prison.

Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…

Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!

Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?

Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.

Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!

Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!

Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.

Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!

Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!

[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]

Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!

Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.

Mouarf XD !
Sont fous ces ricains ^^ !

il y avait déjà un topic mais je m'en lasse pas xD

Je ne sais pas si on te les a donnés, mais voici celui avec Matt Damon Sous titré en francais:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9cXsu9SgmY

Et celui avec Ben Affleck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf4h5H4PKVU&feature=related

Rho, j'adore l'auto-dérision!

ouuuui je l'ai vu sur un autre forum que je fréquente (un forum spécialisé sur les lillois)